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So play like a noob? got it
You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesn’t know what they’re doing the master is unable to recognize which of valid strategies they’re pursuing and cannot deploy proper counterstrategy.
#used to do shit like this when we fenced#for real tho a newbie is way more of an issue than a master because WHAT are you doing???
I’m currently a fencing coach for a high school club and my least disciplined fencer routinely beats kids who have been fencing for 5-6 years because he’s just so unpredictable and messy that his opponents have no idea what to do.
I know what a master is doing, I just may not be faster than them. I know I’m faster than a newbie but hey what the fuck is happening?
I have, on rare occasions, won pokemon battles like this. I have no idea what the meta is, and just slap things together that sound cool. It’s fun when you win by taking someone completely off guard because “Who would run that?!” Idk man, the noob that just kicked your ass. I’m not smart enough for all these mind games that go into serious competitive pokemon, but I do know big laser go pew.
The Newbie Flail™ is the most terrifying attack imaginable.
Slightly less “serious” but I won a charity board game tournament and i heavily credit the fact that I practiced with a mix of seasoned strategists, chaotic trolls, and a literal 8 year old. No one else at the tournament table knew how to handle people who didn’t have a valid strategy but I had played against my niece who sometimes randomly through out common sense to be silly.
Dude you genuinely inspire me, but also how the fuck does one even start doing a piece this complex? I get overwhelmed just thinking about it
start by drafting where the text goes, pull up a minimum of 6 reference images and just start to go hogwild idk
My favorite part about this is that they only put him in there because he asked to be in it.
John Cena asked if there was anything he could do in the Barbie movie and they came back with “how about a merman?” and John said hell yeah!
He talked very excitedly about it in interviews, it's so cute.












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